BALD HEADED BLUES

Once I was a big man in this town

Had women chasing me all around

But now they’re gone

‘Cos its all gone

Went to the barbers shop the other day

I came out screaming, running down the lane

He said I gotta find someone to shine my head

Better hire someone to share my bed

Went to the doctors next day,

Said can’t do nothing for you son

You got a bad case…

Of the Bald Headed Blues

1 2 3 4 5 6 months, gone: Bald Headed Blues

I got the Bald Headed Blues, nothing but a life of booze

Maybe it’s the water I’ve been drinking in Tokyo

Maybe it’s all the MSG I’ve been having in those noodles

Along the side of the road

1 2 3 4 5 6 months, gone: Bald Headed Blues

I got the Bald Headed Blues, nothing but a life of booze

I’ve been thinking an ad in one of those sleazy magazines

“Tall man, blue eyes, got no hair” - You see what I mean…

1 2 3 4 5 6 months, gone: Bald Headed Blues

I got the Bald Headed Blues, nothing but a life of booze

Wicked lifestyle blues…

1 2 3 4 5 6 months, gone: Bald Headed Blues…