Yoga Undercover/Dirty Downward Dog

Kev Gray 2011 All rights reserved

 

A little bit of vippasana

A little of bit  downward dog

I'm gonna get you in the sauna

Where we'll be hidden by the fog

 

Then you say you want a hero

Thats the way to make me smile

You say,  I need a pillow

See you later, crocodile

 

Kiss kiss me in the morning

As we salute the dawn

I do your favourite scorpion

then the plough and thunderbolt

 

But nobody knows how I suffer

yoga undercover

got a big ole crush on my super-bendy lover

yet she knows down low

I'm just a dirty downward dog

 

So kiss me kiss me in the morning

just before you touch your toes

This  lion needs a mauling

I love your naughty camel pose

 

God only know how I love her

Underneath the covers

There's a place in my heart

For  my  super bendy hugger

But everybody knows

the doors will close for me

 

Down Boy  (Remember to breathe)

Yeah,  Down Low (Just remember to breathe)

Back Boy - I think I'm ready to leave

 

So kiss me kiss me in the morning

Before we touch our toes

This lion needs a mauling

I love your naughty camel pose

 

But nobody knows how I suffer

Yoga undercover

Got a big ole crush on my super-bendy lover

Yet she knows down low I'm just a dirty downward dog

 

Then she say let's do vippasana in the morning

I say lets do uttanasana in the evening

Then I say let's do vippasana in the morning

And she say lets do the dirty downward dog

 

God only know how I love her

Underneath the covers

There's a place in my heart

For  my  super bendy hugger

yet she knows down low

I'm just a dirty downward dog

 

But nobody knows how I suffer

Yoga undercover

Got a big ole crush on my super-bendy lover

But she knows deep down low

I'm just  a dirty downward dog

I'm still a dirty downward dog

 

... Ommmmm